I saw “watermelon cake” and scrolled past it before my brain said “wait, did that fucking say ‘bone marrow frosting’?!”
Also, this is not what I thought the title meant by “watermelon cake” lol
Inconspicuous_Jay
“here kid, have a big hunk of fruit to gnaw on, happy birthday.”
Specimen_VII
That child gonna have a fucked up childhood
Dilf_Enj0yer

Toketokyo
lmao parents today are so stupid and susceptible to nonsense they see on mom facebook. The amount of bone marrow, raw milk, “we dont do purées only ribeyes” parents now is terrifying.
3clips312
I have never seen a baby who looks so pissed while eating.
IAteSushiToday
She’ll have congestive heart failure by 3 at that rate.
KelVelBurgerGoon
Those parents are guaranteed to be some of the most insufferable people alive.
chudbabies
First World privilege is really something else.
MisterScary_98
How do they come up with this shit?
miketoaster
So much diarrhea and explosive diapers in the aftermath. Uhg
New-Chard-6151
My dog would love this
Acceptable-Apricot31
Do you hate your son, no?

Ladams19
another child that will grow up being totally warped.
dandle

watchTelevision
okay? this bay will grow up to be the most powerful human being to walk this earth? why post this here?
blakethedev
Yeah I had a perma grimace watching this. Even if the icing could taste like icing… just turns my stomach thinking about the combo.
M1ck3yB1u
Is it a cake challenge?
NO, IT’S A WATERMELON.
Adventurous_Bar_3423
Watermelon great idea, why not just use whipped cream or something
beckychao
Bone marrow tastes great, will be fine as frosting. It’s a baby, so it won’t be put off by watermelon with frosting (that does not seem appealing, especially the texture)
squishxbug

figgypudding531
Just because you can make frosting out of bone marrow doesn’t mean you should make frosting out of bone marrow
Musical_J
For some reason, this is me right now:

LeagueOfLegendsAcc
God damn do we need to start using cuts per second? One cut per frame? How small is people attention span nowadays that this kind of shit works? That gave me a headache damn….
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Sure
Whatever gets them to eat
Edit: wait bone marrow frosting?!
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I saw “watermelon cake” and scrolled past it before my brain said “wait, did that fucking say ‘bone marrow frosting’?!”
Also, this is not what I thought the title meant by “watermelon cake” lol
“here kid, have a big hunk of fruit to gnaw on, happy birthday.”
That child gonna have a fucked up childhood

lmao parents today are so stupid and susceptible to nonsense they see on mom facebook. The amount of bone marrow, raw milk, “we dont do purées only ribeyes” parents now is terrifying.
I have never seen a baby who looks so pissed while eating.
She’ll have congestive heart failure by 3 at that rate.
Those parents are guaranteed to be some of the most insufferable people alive.
First World privilege is really something else.
How do they come up with this shit?
So much diarrhea and explosive diapers in the aftermath. Uhg
My dog would love this
Do you hate your son, no?

another child that will grow up being totally warped.

okay? this bay will grow up to be the most powerful human being to walk this earth? why post this here?
Yeah I had a perma grimace watching this. Even if the icing could taste like icing… just turns my stomach thinking about the combo.
Is it a cake challenge?
NO, IT’S A WATERMELON.
Watermelon great idea, why not just use whipped cream or something
Bone marrow tastes great, will be fine as frosting. It’s a baby, so it won’t be put off by watermelon with frosting (that does not seem appealing, especially the texture)

Just because you can make frosting out of bone marrow doesn’t mean you should make frosting out of bone marrow
For some reason, this is me right now:

God damn do we need to start using cuts per second? One cut per frame? How small is people attention span nowadays that this kind of shit works? That gave me a headache damn….
Really curious about bone marrow frosting now.